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Dex and Sandwiches - Qualified Perceptions
firstfrost
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Dex and Sandwiches
Walking to lunch with mjperson and Drew, we're talking about the relative efficiency of shticks versus stats in Dragon and other runs, and people who have "spiky" characters (just good at one thing), who complain when they're in circumstances where their one thing doesn't apply.

At lunch:

Drew: Hmm. Should I get the mushroom sandwich? It's so hard to eat, the mushroom keeps slipping out.
Me: So, you haven't bought your dex up, and you're whining to the GM...
Mike: ... that your computer programming doesn't apply to your eating roll!
Drew: I should build a robot to hold my sandwich for me. (He makes biting motions, as if eating a sandwich with no hands.)
Me: This is one of the funnier lunch conversations in a while.
Mike: Soon to appear on livejournal!
Me: But it's not a Mike story. I only tell Mike stories on livejournal.
Mike: I thought you told *funny* stories on livejournal.
Me: Well, it's mostly the same thing. You're the comic relief in my life. Nobody else goes to the airport and loses an elevator!
Mike: ..... (frowns)
Me: Okay, now it's a Mike story.

Hmm, I guess it was more funny at the time, but I seem to be obliged to post it now.

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dcltdw From: dcltdw Date: January 30th, 2013 11:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Were I more bored, I would find an appropriate photo of Mike, crop it to 100x100, and add the text The Doom!!!!! to it. Fortunately for Mike, I am not.
mathhobbit From: mathhobbit Date: January 31st, 2013 12:28 am (UTC) (Link)
So you haven't bought your grace up and are complaining that your eidetic memory doesn't apply to your storytelling roll?
chenoameg From: chenoameg Date: January 31st, 2013 02:41 am (UTC) (Link)
That elevator totally hides. Not Mike's fault!
brass_rat From: brass_rat Date: February 3rd, 2013 04:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't remember the missing elevator story. linky?
firstfrost From: firstfrost Date: February 3rd, 2013 04:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's a quick paragraph at the end of http://firstfrost.livejournal.com/221488.html :)
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