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At lunch - Qualified Perceptions
At lunch
Me: Taco with jalapeno, please?
Waitress: Taco, mm hmm.
mjperson: I'd like a cheddar and tomato sandwich.
Waitress: Oh no, the world is ending! I'm so spooked!
<she flees>

Current Mood: amused amused

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mjperson From: mjperson Date: April 6th, 2007 05:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yup... That's how it happened.
arcanology From: arcanology Date: April 6th, 2007 06:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
From: readsalot Date: April 6th, 2007 10:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Do you have any idea how a cheddar and tomato sandwich can be a sign of the ending of the world?
firstfrost From: firstfrost Date: April 6th, 2007 10:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, okay, the context is:

We go this place a lot, and we always order the same thing - I get a taco, Mike gets a bowl of chicken noodle soup and a half sandwich. But it's a Friday in Lent, so no chicken. Apparently ordering something different from what you've ordered every other time is a sign of the apocalypse. :)

(I like the surreal-ness of the dialog without the context...)
chenoameg From: chenoameg Date: April 7th, 2007 02:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, it's a lot more surreal without the context.
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