I was paging through the Lion Brand Yarn catalog that arrived today, and spotted the following baby sweater.
When a sweater has a zipper in it, at least the sweaters I've seen, the side with the zipper is the side with the openings. So, quite obviously, since the zipper on this sweater is on the back, the front has no openings. It's a sweater for the children of the Faceless Crimson Cultists. Creepy.