Here we are in scenic Detroit! This is not where we were going, but it is where we are. I hear there is a zoo, with walk-through kangaroos. And, disconcertingly, there is a tunnel south to Canada. Canada oughtn't to be to the south of us, but we are in a Strange Place.
Next, we go to Milwaukee! This is also not where we were going, but it is now on the way to Minneapolis, apparently.
But we get free breakfast! And first class upgrades! Whee!